I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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