Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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