we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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