We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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