ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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