I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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