id be glad to
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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