Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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