we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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