Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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