Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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