I just threw up on my dentist
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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