I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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