It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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