She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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