when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
its liver damage thursday
Randomize