This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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