doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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