How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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