You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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