Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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