just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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