just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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