Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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