guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
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i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you win again, gameday.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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