A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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