You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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