My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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