Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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