My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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