I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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