I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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