i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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