Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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