you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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