I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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