I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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