i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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