no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
whose ass print is on the piano?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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