i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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