In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize