uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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