'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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