WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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