The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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