what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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