lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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