I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yo dont text me then not text me
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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