he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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