I hate all girls vehemently.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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