Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
last night I used snow as a chaser
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize