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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:52pm

    By all means, dude, do whatever you like to your colon, I can guarantee that whatever gastroenterologist you go to he won't be seeing anything new. (Besides, it gives us a chance to show the med students something to laugh at!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:00pm

    @6:58: idk, but the hampster's from mallrats!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:06am

    wow... Nh is deff. a special place where people deff. say the weirdest shit lol but i love it. im gonna say you should just put a bunch of random shit up there. depending on how much fits, will tell if ur sex life was a success or not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:14pm

    make it an ampitheatre, have a show

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:21pm

    these are all amazing ideas!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:27pm

    Some crackerjacks... and the prize!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:25pm

    go with a green army man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:29pm

    rhinestones. you can bedazzle your butt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:26pm

    How about a Tonka truck ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:56am

    Lemiwinks!!! ROPML - Roll over and piss my laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:01pm

    hopefully not a rubber...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:36pm

    A note saying "Help me, I'm stuck!" ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:31pm

    a family picture maybe.....christmas card...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:54am

    or tell him 'in arkansas, we're legally married'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:23am

    How about "Potatoes and Jelly"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:29am

    like a gerbil? Maybe a flashlight or something else that illuminates... so when he checks it out, you'll have a beam of holy light shining from your ass.. He may even be taken back and shout: "Holy Shit!" Bonus points for that one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:04pm

    @6:58 Jackass, dont remember which one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:18pm

    Leave a little plastic doctor or nurse and let your helper know. You don't remember anything for several hours after the procedure. The drugs are that good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:40am

    Write on your backside- "Be Gentle, It's my first time"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:58pm

    How about a hot wheel car in a condom? Trivia: what movie is that from?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:20pm

    hahahaha awesome :) what do you ahve in mind??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:23pm

    maybe a prize from the .25 vending machine...ring...chain..sticky hand..little parachute guys